The Very Special People


Saturday, August 22, 2009


Today fashion is an essential part of everybody's life. Fashion has been often associated with the fairer sex as compared to the men but with the changing times and with fashion's yet again reincarnation, the equilibrium is certainly reached where both men and women are equally concerned about it. Today the fashion has classified the men in different categories on the basis of their fashion habits. Men are mainly bifurcated as -- The Metro Sexual Men and The Retro Sexual Men.

The man who mainly keeps a hard raw looking, rough and tough beards ,and preferably, keeps the chest hairs are known as the Retro Sexual Man. The Retro Sexual men pretend to be stronger and supposedly are considered to be The REAL MEN. It is believed that they are the ones who are extremely against shaving their chest hair , and they hate to try cosmetics and creams on their skins, which they consider as feminine habits.

On the other side, we have the clean shaved men who are more worried about their looks known as the Metro Sexual Men. They feel shaving chest and beard make them look better and gives them confidence. They do not mind going through various sessions of skin therapies at the saloons and enjoy every other men-cosmetics, which are present in the market. They are very peculiar about their hygiene and want to keep all clean look.

There is an open war against the Retro's VS the Metro's. If a survey has to be believed the Retro's are the one who are appealing more to women as compared to the Metro's. One strong reason why women support the Retro's is that they look bold and strong, which a woman ideally wants in her man. The woman wants it's man to be aggressive and she wants him to drive her and take control of the situation. Yet another survey among a well educated and sophisticated women supported the Metro Sexual Men. These women believe that a gentleman is suppose to flaunt a clean shaved beard, a proper hair cut and a clean shaved chest. Interestingly, the more women who were surveyed about their preferences made the battle closely contested. So, in the end it is very difficult to judge which of a kind are preferred by women.

Metro or Retro this mystery of "My Man Contest" may not resolve very soon but before that I have to reveal a secret about the Men. Even before the scientists of the so called "Fashion World" a.k.a Fashion Gurus could discover who is better than whom, Men have already taken a step forward and discovered a "new of a kind". The new avatar of men has evolved and it is bridging the gap between the Metro Sexuality and the Retro Sexuality. This new avatar of men scores with both the retro-loving ladies and the metro-loving ones. The newly found hybrid smart and intelligent man is keeping the beard, keeping the long hair(like a retro sexual man) and also, shaving his chest hair and using the cosmetics to look good(like a metro sexual man). This HYBRIDOSEXUAL (combination of Retro sexual and Metro sexual) breed of man is keeping the beard but still trim it to look decent enough for a formal gathering. I reckon bollywood actors - Hrithik Roshan and John Abraham are the biggest examples of the HYBRIDOSEXUAL Men.Men have already cultivated this new hybrid sexuality called HYBRIDOSEXUALITY to win the hearts of all ladies despite their preferences and putting themselves in a win-win situation with all the ladies around them.

So, ladies do you still have a choice ;-)??


Real Man said...


I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden.

Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": TORONTO REAL MEN ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S FLYER

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S BANNED ANIMATIONS ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S WEB SITE

We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.



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